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Not a pretty picture … Turner Prize Contending Tartar Sauce

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For this expo and warts-and-all showcase of my culinary flunking I’ve enclosed the images regardless. Contemporary? Only in aesthetics and probably a Turner prize contender given the going rate!

This tartar sauce definitely requires timley contemplation to understand the true inner beauty of the condiment, but served fresh with the fish and chips recipe, and stored in the fridge for no longer than 2-4 days should more than suffice.

Ingredients (makes about 350ml):

For the mayonnaise:
1 level tsp salt
1 garlic clove, crushed
2 large free range egg yolks
250ml ground-nut oil
1 tbsp Dijon mustard
juice of half a lemon

Tartar additions (halve the quantities below and combine with half the mayonnaise if you prefer?):
2 tbsp capers, finely chopped
1 tbsp cornichons (small gherkins), finely chopped
1 tbsp parsley, finely chopped
1 tbsp tarragon, finely chopped
lemon juice to taste

Method:
In a large mixing bowl add the salt, garlic and egg yolks and combine with a electric whisk. Set the whisk speed to medium, and in a slow yet steady stream, pour in the oil making sure all the ingredients combine.

Once the mixture starts to thicken and turn glossy, stir in the Dijon mustard and lemon juice. Give one final blast with the whisk to ensure all ingredients are thoroughly combined.

To the mayonnaise add the additional tartar ingredients and mix thoroughly, adding lemon juice to taste.

Serve with the fish and chips or any other sustainable fish dish that takes your fancy!

Jackson Pollock and Chips … (Beer Battered Fish and Chips Recipe)

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Beer Battered Fish and Chips

Beer Battered Fish and Chips

As much as I’m keen on homegrown organic goodness, I’m not keen on eating goldfish. I’ve never tried goldfish I might add, and once again happy to be proven wrong.

(All goldfish recipes should be sent to the usual address: info@tomdowson.com.)

So for this piece it’s more a post on sustainability rather than unattainability.

Now we all know that ‘fish and chips’ constitutes all that that is good in this country.
Essentially … humble ingredients of good stock! But the boney truth of depleted fish stocks can leave a rather bitter taste in ones mouth, therefore in the interest of the Gadus genus at large I decided upon the much hyped pollock instead.

(A quick google search reveals that Jackson Pollock is still more talked about than his aquatic counterpart. I’d love to think this ironic but it’s not really is it!?)

I scrapped a Fish and Chips recipe hunt and reverted back to basics with a simple beer batter for the pollock, twice cooked maris piper chips and served the tag-team with a deliciously creamy, yet tart, tartar. All washed down with a pseudo-posh bottle of Cava in true Friday night style.

Beer Battered Fish and Chips with Homemade Tartar Sauce

Ingredients (more than enough for 2 as a main):

For the fish:
2 x 200g pollock fillets, boned but with the skin left on
200g self-raising flour plus extra for dusting
250ml of cold English beer (I used Bombardier)
pinch of smoked paprika
freshly ground salt and pepper

For the chips:
5-6 medium sized maris piper potatoes, peeled and chopped into large chips
Maldon sea-salt or rock-salt

oil (sunflower or vegetable) for deep-frying

To serve:
salt and malt vinegar
homemade tartar sauce (recipe below)
newspaper
artistic license

Additional serving suggestions:
bread and butter
tomato ketchup
mushy peas

Method:
2/3 fill a large, high sided, heavy based pan with the oil and place over a high heat.

In a large mixing bowl, whisk together the beer and self-rasing flour into a batter with the consistency of thick double cream, making sure there are no lumps. Place the batter mix in the fridge.

Rinse the chips and throughly in cold water and dry on a kitchen towel. Toss the dried chips in a few pinches of salt.

When the oil has reached a sufficient temperature (a cube of bread should brown and crisp in approximately 5-7 seconds) add the chips to the pan and cook for 6-8 minutes or until soft but still pale in colour. Using a slotted spoon, remove the chips and place on absorbed kitchen roll.

Remove the batter mix from the fridge.
Sift the reserved flour, season with freshly ground salt and pepper and add the pinch of smoked paprika. Turn the pollock fillets in the seasoned flour to thoroughly coat.

When the oil has once again reached the desired temperature, dip the pollock fillets in the batter mix and ensure there’s an even coating. Carefully place the fillets into the hot oil and cook until the batter crisps and turns a deep golden colour. Once cooked, remove the fillets and place on a wire wrack to rest.

Increase the heat on the oil and return the par-cooked chips to the pan. Once golden and crisp, remove the chips and immediately shovel onto yesterdays news.

Sprinkle liberally with salt and malt vinegar and top with the fish fillets. Ladle lashings of tartar sauce on the side and destroy while hot.